Today I threw the dog in the ocean...
She likes Slim Jim meat stick so much, she scratched my arm and jumped all over me and her eyes rolled back in her head like the great white shark when it attacks the scantily clad women in the movies...
I just bought some onions for a fish stew at the corner store and got the meat stick for the dog...
She tore it out of my hand, but I somehow was able to save a 5 inch section of the 13.5 inch overall length...
We went to the beach and romped...
Then we walked to the pier and I had the idea to tease her with the 5 incher and then toss it into the water so she would jump in and go for a swim...
Someone at work last week complained that she was smelly, so I thought she could use a bath...
But it sank...meat sticks don't float I guess...
So I threw her in and she swam to the shore...picking up a floating stick on the way...
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